老公洗澡去了，他手机上一个女性朋友发信息来：“在干嘛呢？”
我一时兴起，就回：“正在想你呢。”
对方说：“真的吗？”
我觉得无趣，就回复过去：“刚才的信息是我发的，我是他老婆。”
对方秒回：“太好了！”
我奇怪了：“嗯？什么太好了？”
对方说：“趁他们都不在，我俩聊一会吧？
我是她老公！”

My husband went to take a shower, and a message popped up on his phone from a female friend: “What are you up to?”
On a whim, I typed back: “Just thinking about you~”
She replied: “Really??”
I immediately lost interest in the game and came clean: “That last message was from me — I’m his wife.”
She responded instantly: “Oh thank goodness!”
Now I was confused. “Uh… thank goodness?”
“My wife’s not around either — just the two of us now, let’s chat!”
“Turns out it was her husband all along!”